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The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

Bradelor! DUN!: Not That Un-Bored
February 10, 2011 · No Comment
Bradelor! DUN!: Not That Un-Bored

We apologize for our tardiness in bringing you this week's episode of Bradelor! DUN! We're busy people…who, if we may speak frankly, didn't have much to say about the latest Michelle-nanigans. Because what can you …

Biutiful
February 10, 2011 · 10 Comments
<I>Biutiful</I>

Death Race 30, Sarah 26; 12 of 24 categories completed
Iñárritu is a tough case. I don't know if he'd put it like this, but he lets the story decide where it's going; he has elements, …

The King's Speech
February 9, 2011 · 31 Comments
<em>The King's Speech</em>

Death Race 31, Sarah 25; 11 (!) of 24 categories completed
What a triumph of casting The King's Speech is. Everyone looks perfect for his or her part — especially Guy Pearce as the abdicant, Eve …

The Vine: February 9, 2011
February 9, 2011 · 43 Comments
The Vine: February 9, 2011

Dear Sars,
I'm wondering about the limits of gift etiquette, and I'd be really interested in your view, since I know your gift manners are exemplary.
I have an older sister. The thing about her is that …

I Am Love
February 8, 2011 · 3 Comments
<I>I Am Love</I>

Death Race 32, Sarah 24; 2 of 24 categories completed
I didn't set out to pay very close attention to I Am Love; it's nominated for Best Costume Design, so I didn't think I'd have to. …

The Amy March Shirt Of Justice: Coming Soon!
February 7, 2011 · 115 Comments
The Amy March Shirt Of Justice: Coming Soon!

No sooner had the guest bowed himself out than Jenny, under the pretense of asking an important question, informed Mr. Davis, the teacher, that Amy March had pickled limes in her desk. …
"Bring the rest …

The Wolfman
February 7, 2011 · 19 Comments
<I>The Wolfman</I>

Death Race 33, Sarah 23; 2 of 24 categories completed
I wish I'd seen it in the theater; The Wolfman isn't quite campy enough to work, but in a few scenes, it's close, and a Friday-night …

Dogtooth
February 6, 2011 · 14 Comments
<I>Dogtooth</I>

Death Race 34, Sarah 22; 2 of 24 categories completed
Your brother is dead. A creature like the one in the garden tore him apart. On the one hand, he made a huge mistake, venturing out …

Animal Kingdom
February 5, 2011 · 17 Comments
<I>Animal Kingdom</I>

Death Race 35, Sarah 21; 2 of 24 categories completed
This is a brilliant piece of storytelling, right here. For all the rending of garments I do about the ODR forcing me to watch shite like …

The Vine: February 4, 2011
February 4, 2011 · 29 Comments
The Vine: February 4, 2011

I'm getting married this spring in Vegas to my favorite person in the world! Yay!
I'm a pretty laid-back bride, having done this once before in another life, so we're just looking for the wedding to …