Baseball

"I wrote 63 songs this year. They're all about Jeter." Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.

Culture and Criticism

From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls' Bike Club.

Donors Choose and Contests

Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.

Stories, True and Otherwise

Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don't forget the hens.

The Vine

The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

Dogtooth
February 6, 2011 · 14 Comments
<I>Dogtooth</I>

Death Race 34, Sarah 22; 2 of 24 categories completed
Your brother is dead. A creature like the one in the garden tore him apart. On the one hand, he made a huge mistake, venturing out …

Animal Kingdom
February 5, 2011 · 17 Comments
<I>Animal Kingdom</I>

Death Race 35, Sarah 21; 2 of 24 categories completed
This is a brilliant piece of storytelling, right here. For all the rending of garments I do about the ODR forcing me to watch shite like …

The Vine: February 4, 2011
February 4, 2011 · 29 Comments
The Vine: February 4, 2011

I'm getting married this spring in Vegas to my favorite person in the world! Yay!
I'm a pretty laid-back bride, having done this once before in another life, so we're just looking for the wedding to …

Inception
February 4, 2011 · 33 Comments
<I>Inception</I>

Death Race 36, Sarah 20; 2 of 24 categories completed
I dreaded it. Two and a half hours…about dreams? Didn't Robin Williams already do this? Didn't Leonardo DiCaprio, for that matter? And does stupid Juno have …

GasLand
February 3, 2011 · 9 Comments
<I>GasLand</I>

Death Race 37, Sarah 19; 1 of 24 categories completed
GasLand, a doc about the dangers posed to the national water supply by hydro-fracturing ("fracking"), gets off to a precious, over-edited start, and Josh Fox's grating …

The Vine: February 2, 2011
February 2, 2011 · 12 Comments
The Vine: February 2, 2011

Hi! I'm an American teaching English in Russia, and I frequently field difficult questions from my students. I can almost always find a good answer for them, but this one is giving me issues:
Why do …

Bradelor! DUN!: Hallowed Malls
February 1, 2011 · 7 Comments
Bradelor! DUN!: Hallowed Malls

In today's installment of Bradelor! DUN!, Miss Alli and I have sync-ing issues; Emily has NASCAR issues; Chris Harrison has sensitivity and disingenuity issues; and Lisa's hair has the same issues it always does…for the …

Black Swan
January 31, 2011 · 31 Comments
<I>Black Swan</I>

Death Race 38, Sarah 18; 1 of 24 categories completed
I didn't know what to make of Black Swan during the movie, and I still don't. It's laughably obvious, ambiguous, sentimental, frustrating, dark, sharply observed, and …

Unstoppable
January 31, 2011 · 13 Comments
<I>Unstoppable</I>

Death Race 38, Sarah 18; 1 of 24 categories completed
I may be remembering this incorrectly, but I believe I saw the trailer for Unstoppable while watching The Town with the Couch Baron. Everyone else in …

How To Train Your Dragon
January 31, 2011 · 24 Comments
<I>How To Train Your Dragon</I>

Death Race 38, Sarah 18; 1 of 24 categories completed
We decided to side with it early on, when we heard Jay Baruchel's voice, and after the "…Astrid [choir of angels / slo-mo]" moment, but all …