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Girls' Bike Club III: The GBC Strikes Back
June 30, 2004 – 9:08 AM | No Comment

Sarah: Hello.
Wing Chun: Oh, hello.
Sarah: So. What's up?
Wing Chun: Oh, you know. You?
Sarah: Nothing. Not a thing.
Wing Chun: Meeeee neither.
Sarah: …
Wing Chun: …
Sarah: [cough]
Wing Chun: Anyway.
Sarah: Okay, so, the thing is, and I hesitate to …

Girls' Bike Club II: The Girls'-Bikening
June 11, 2004 – 9:04 AM | One Comment

Wing Chun: Okay — not to obsess about Girls' Bike Club over here, but you know who we forgot, and who's the GBC president emeritus?
Sarah: Who?
Wing Chun: Billy Joel.
Sarah: Ohhhh yeah. Man, he just wrecked …

Girls' Bike Club
June 7, 2004 – 9:04 AM | No Comment

Sarah: Do you happen to know if there's a planet in retrograde?
Wing Chun: Why, because Reagan died?
Sarah: You know, I hadn't even thought of that. I could totally count that. My hair, Hobey's teeth, J.Lo …