From the archives, still limping over here (a year and a half later, I know, I know, but I'm almost done!)…
The grody husband and his mom who wanted the author to get rid of her girl fetus.
Gil, the sister's fiance who's using an alias.
"My roommate won't use enough cabinet space!"
"My boss expects me to do my job!"
I sound like Joe's sister — "the bitchy one" — and my advice sucks.
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