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Articles by Sarah D. Bunting

The Vine: June 6, 2007
June 6, 2007 – 3:43 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
Which sentence is correct: “One of my favorite things about my church are the stained glass windows,” or “One of my favorite things about my church is the stained glass windows”? Should I use …

Snake in the Eagle’s Shadow
June 3, 2007 – 8:59 AM | 15 Comments

It’s slow to get rolling, and I came thisclose to turning it off, because a couple of the initial fight sequences looked fake on the level of high-school-play slap choreography. But the payoff is very …

“An Imprisoned Fish,” by HK
June 2, 2007 – 2:46 PM | 7 Comments

[Updated 6/2/07 with honorable mention entries.]
Below, the winner of the “An Imprisoned Fish” mini-contest. The entry contains all the hallmarks of the SA style: randomly capitalized and quaintly hyphenated words and phrases (“Champagne Punch,” “boy-friend”); …

The Vine: June 2, 2007
June 2, 2007 – 8:40 AM | 8 Comments

Hi Sars,
I love the practical turn The Vine has taken, and I’m hoping between you and your readers I can get a recommendation for a good book. I work for a magazine that is finally …

Mondo Extras — MTV Movie Awards Special: “Movie Awards On Other Networks”
June 1, 2007 – 11:44 AM | No Comment

“If PBS Had A Movie-Awards Gala…”

A star-studded, faintly mothball-scented evening of battles and ball gowns, the Hissies — hosted by Doris Kearns Goodwin, who will allegedly write her own material — celebrate the epic stories …

And Sisto was his name-o
June 1, 2007 – 8:08 AM | 16 Comments

Just read in my Cynopsis.com daily bulletin that Jeremy Sisto is joining the cast of Law & Order next season. Rock! I’m mostly happy that the attempt on L&O life via dumping it into a …

Midtown Humanity On Parade, Vol. 2
May 29, 2007 – 5:48 PM | 333 Comments

Little girl: Hi Mom, so guess what, at school today, after lunch? Dylan? Got a nosebleed.
Mom: Which Dylan?
What I love about that exchange: 1) to a child, a classmate’s nosebleed is above-the-fold, 48-point-type, no-time-for-pleasantries breaking …

Midtown Humanity On Parade, Volume 1
May 24, 2007 – 4:48 PM | 49 Comments

I remember my 17-year-old body — not well, because I had it half a lifetime ago, but I remember it, and my only regret about it is that I had to use it at a …

We interrupt this broadcast of Meathead Idol to bring you…
May 24, 2007 – 12:35 AM | 18 Comments

…the latest in Yankee-related headlines from SI.com.
I pop over to the site to see who won the Yanks/Sox game and find that Schilling got smacked around out there. Sweet.
But when I read down, I find …

The Vine: May 23, 2007
May 23, 2007 – 9:16 AM | No Comment

Hi Sars,
I am a professor of graduate studies in the health sciences field. As a scientist, I haven’t been required to take too many English or composition courses, so I would not consider …