The tennis hotness rankings return…and the upsets at Arthur Ashe this time around definitely included our stomachs.

I started a new job a few months ago and I love it. The work is varied and what I like doing; my boss and co-workers are nice.

I have another foster cat. Her provisional name is “Loofah,” but I’ve already nicknamed her “Sweet Loo,” because she is very sweet.

I need help building a professional wardrobe.

No, you’re a golden god.

Laurence Leamer’s overwritten Palm Beach chronicle isn’t great…except the parts dragging the Commander In Cheeto.

Not just screwing, readers. All sorts of intimate acts, voting and whatnot.

How does the VineMind think I should best approach how much of my gastrointestinal disorder I should discuss with various people?

Dear readers: Should I ever move again AH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA [sob] obvs a trick Q, no I shouldn’t. Anyway: shoes!

So I have this friend. He’s charming and funny, and we enjoy spending time with him when we go out to bars and restaurants.