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Articles by Sarah D. Bunting

Snoredom
July 7, 2003 – 2:34 PM | No Comment

Okay, see…it’s about the snoring. Yes, “your snoring.” Who else’s snoring would I — well, actually, you do snore. Yeah, you do. Yeah…you do. No, see, trust me. You snore. All right, maybe you think …

The Vine: July 3, 2003
July 3, 2003 – 3:39 PM | No Comment

Sars,
Righto. So, I’m an upperclasswoman at a very small university in the South. A year ago, my steady boyfriend since high school and I broke up, leaving me single and free — free to be …

The Vine: July 2, 2003
July 2, 2003 – 3:25 PM | No Comment

Hi Sars —
Love the site, love The Vine, need some advice on a matter I’d rather discuss with a neutral party.
Two months ago, my husband and I got an eight-week-old foxhound — I’ll call her …

The Vine: July 1, 2003
July 1, 2003 – 3:17 PM | No Comment

Sars,
A few months back, you published a query from my sister who was wondering whether or not to leave her husband, who was abusive. I believe the main concern in her letter was what would …

The Famous Ghost Monologues, No. 7: Jennifer Gage Dovacek
June 30, 2003 – 8:31 AM | No Comment

The level of meaningless crap you have to deal with is way lower on this side. It’s like the number one thing that I would recommend about dying — okay, I don’t recommend dying, you …

The Vine: June 28, 2003
June 28, 2003 – 10:32 AM | No Comment

Hi Sars —
Like many other advice seekers, I’m going to have to start with “so there’s
this boy.” So there’s this boy, I’ve known him for about five months, and in
that time he’s become one of …

The Vine: June 27, 2003
June 27, 2003 – 10:23 AM | No Comment

Sars,
I am a recovering anorexic — whatever that means. Basically, I see no difference between my “recovering” self and my “anorexic” self, except that I have small periods of time where I remain in my …

The Vine: June 26, 2003
June 26, 2003 – 10:15 AM | No Comment

Hi Sars,
I am getting married this summer, and I could use some
advice to resolve two disagreements between my fiancé
and me regarding the guest list and invites/RSVPs.
Due to both of our families’ financial circumstances
and my fiancé’s …

The Famous Ghost Monologues, No. 6: Daniela Ciavardini Pope, as told to Jeanette Zorn Giannotti
June 3, 2003 – 8:30 AM | No Comment

Mio padre continuava a volere tener aperto il bar a tutti i costi, piú che altro perché diceva: “cos’altro si puó fare finché non lo prendono in pieno? Almeno s’ha qualcosa da fare.”
M-my father kept …

The Vine: May 23, 2003
May 23, 2003 – 10:10 AM | No Comment

Hello,
I have mixed feelings about my relationship with my stepfather — here’s the
story.
Mom and Stepfather marry when I’m nine. I’m very close to SF throughout my
life — he coaches my sports teams, helps pay for …