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The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

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The Vine: July 22, 2003
July 22, 2003 – 12:44 PM | No Comment

Dear Sars,
Love the site, you rock, et cetera. I have a load of problems I probably should be writing to you about, but I digress. I’m just writing in response to Mrs. Sweetie’s letter. I …

The Vine: July 18, 2003
July 18, 2003 – 11:54 AM | No Comment

I really feel for the writer who dislikes the constant use of endearments from strangers. As a nurse I have to admit it is a plague within the profession and I hate it too. I …

The Vine: July 17, 2003
July 17, 2003 – 11:46 AM | No Comment

In response to “Maybe She’s A…’Tard”‘s letter, I can offer a little extra advice. As a writer who has never managed to complete his degree for similar reasons (though, rather than telling folks I couldn’t …

The Vine: July 16, 2003
July 16, 2003 – 10:58 AM | No Comment

After reading a letter from High School Heartache, I felt compelled to write and share with all those prematurely grown-up high schoolers some advice from the heart. I’ve been there. I’m smart, fairly good-looking, very …

The Vine: July 15, 2003
July 15, 2003 – 10:42 AM | No Comment

Please, please, Sars, point “Speechless” with the dad with the drinking problem to Al-Anon or Alateen. She needs community as much as the advice you gave her. Also if you could, please point her to …

The Vine: July 11, 2003
July 11, 2003 – 4:36 PM | No Comment

Sars, I need advice. Back in high school, my best friend was a girl I’ll call K. Fast forward three years, and at this point K and I have not spoken in about a year. …

The Vine: July 9, 2003
July 9, 2003 – 4:19 PM | No Comment

Hey Sars,
It’s very possible a lot of your readers are going to scoff at my problem, but I’ve had it. I’m 20 and have been married for two years. My husband is the only man …

The Vine: July 8, 2003
July 8, 2003 – 4:01 PM | No Comment

Sars —
Here’s the deal. I have this friend, we have known each other since junior high. We lived together in college, traveled to Europe together — in short, she’s my best friend, and we used …

The Vine: July 3, 2003
July 3, 2003 – 3:39 PM | No Comment

Sars,
Righto. So, I’m an upperclasswoman at a very small university in the South. A year ago, my steady boyfriend since high school and I broke up, leaving me single and free — free to be …

The Vine: July 2, 2003
July 2, 2003 – 3:25 PM | No Comment

Hi Sars —
Love the site, love The Vine, need some advice on a matter I’d rather discuss with a neutral party.
Two months ago, my husband and I got an eight-week-old foxhound — I’ll call her …