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The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!

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The Vine: October 19, 2011
October 19, 2011 – 6:16 PM | 42 Comments
The Vine: October 19, 2011

A few background items first (they do not sound related to each other at first glance, but they all contribute to the situation):
I am in my late 20s and live a couple hours away …

The Vine: October 14, 2011
October 14, 2011 – 11:18 AM | 59 Comments
The Vine: October 14, 2011

So, it’s getting toward Halloween-time, and I’ve had a sudden nostalgic craving for ghost stories. When I was in school, I was hooked on those creepy ghost/scary story books you could snag through the Scholastic …

The Vine: October 12, 2011
October 12, 2011 – 9:01 AM | 24 Comments
The Vine: October 12, 2011

Some time ago you ran a Vine question from someone wondering who’d written a speculative story about aliens who came to Earth and offered to completely fix all the U.S.’s problems in return for all …

The Vine: October 7, 2011
October 7, 2011 – 8:44 AM | 6 Comments
The Vine: October 7, 2011

In case any of the people who helped with advice for our U.S. road trip are interested, here are links to photos of our trip:
Short version (also works for non-Facebook members)
Long version
We had a fab …

The Vine: October 5, 2011
October 5, 2011 – 5:44 PM | 36 Comments
The Vine: October 5, 2011

Dear Tomato Nation:
Small backstory. In 2000, a friend from college and I became more to each other as we both came out of the closet, post-college, moved in together and had a wedding ceremony …

The Vine: September 30, 2011
September 30, 2011 – 9:39 AM | 9 Comments
The Vine: September 30, 2011

My brother and I had a toy when we were younger. It was very high-tech (for the time) and was a plastic, working headset. It came with various cartridge and book sets. The cartridge plugged …

The Vine: September 28, 2011
September 28, 2011 – 3:10 PM | 38 Comments
The Vine: September 28, 2011

I need to leave my job. I’m nearing 40, have no retirement account or savings, and more than $15,000 in credit card debt. I graduated college 16 years ago with a B.A. in English Literature …

The Vine: September 23, 2011
September 23, 2011 – 8:50 AM | 9 Comments
The Vine: September 23, 2011

I’ve tried Google and asked my Facebook friends: one suggested I try Tomato Nation. The work I am trying to find was written in German, and is something between a short essay and a vignette. …

The Vine: September 21, 2011
September 21, 2011 – 9:31 AM | 36 Comments
The Vine: September 21, 2011

I broke up with my boyfriend of about 5 months a little while ago. We had met on a blind date set up by an acquaintance, so we were pretty much starting from scratch. The …

The Vine: September 16, 2011
September 16, 2011 – 9:36 AM | 28 Comments
The Vine: September 16, 2011

I’m hoping The Nation can help me find a book.  When I was in late grade school, which would have been in the early 1980s, I had the reading skills to read fairly advanced chapter …