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Elsewhere In The Tomatoverse: You Can’t Handle The Tooth

Submitted by on January 31, 2014 – 6:51 PMOne Comment
Screen: A&E

Screen: A&E

Crazy Hearts: Nashville‘s okay, though.

Writing: At Sports On Earth, I wrote up a weird Charles Bronson movie co-starring Carl Weathers, Death Hunt, and a fucking terrible Brian Bosworth joint in honor of the Seahawkerbowl on Sunday, One Tough Bastard.

I also praised Tom Cruise’s work in A Few Good Men for Backstage.

And at Previously.TV, I did all sorts of things, like coining the word “stabgasm,” writing an online-dating profile for True Detective‘s Rust, and actually enjoying a Dawson’s flashback during The Mindy Project.

Reading: STILL trying to finish that godforsaken John Wilkes Booth bio, Lust For Fame, and working my way through Oscar Wao as well.

TN Prom: It’s on! Check out the invitation, RSVP by Tuesday, and if you have any questions about accommodations, ask ’em!

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