“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.
From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.
Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.
Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.
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As of this writing: $53,868. Way to keep going while I took a day off!
It’s not long until we hit 60K; I know it’s a holiday Monday, but let’s continue to apply the pressure. …
$49,621 — it’s a holiday weekend, but I’d love us to crack 50K today. It’s not far away.
And today, by donating to any project you’d like, you could win a micro-prize: a small container …
Hi, Sars (and readers!),
This is actually my second Vine-y missive, but this is a much more practical concern. Well, sort of. The thing is, there’s this painting that I’m trying to find. I first …
$47,876 — pat yourselves on the back. You’ve got another chance at the Roomba today, so keep reading.
Thanks again to Jenn and Wiley for ushering in match fever at 45K. When’s our next …
Earlier in the week, my friend Michael Griesdorf passed away unexpectedly.I hadn’t seen Dorf in some time, but he’s one of those people I could meet up with after years had passed and get right …
Law & Order: SVU. Really? A cockroach? Just going to rip Papillon and Brazil off, but without the insight?
Meloni’s “the walls, they breeeeeeathe” acting choices looked a lot like the ones he made …
Before we begin: $41,346. A very good day’s work (with thanks to the night shift as well).
Today, I would like you to hit 50K. Failing that, I would like you to hit at least …
Hi there,
I have a quick question for you and the readers. I’ve had two performance evaluations at work recently, with two different people. Both of them said essentially the same thing; that I’m a hard …
Tomato Nation readers: This Ron Gardenhire high five is for you. You killed it yesterday: $36,144 right now. Not only that, but if you maintain a 6K-a-day pace, we’ve got a shot at …
You guys: Amanda, Intern of Mystery and Verse is really very awesome. She’s built a searchable/sortable spreadsheet of all current projects: sort by state, grade level, expiration, whatever you want, AND there’s a FAQ!
I’ll …