“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.
From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.
Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.
Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.
The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!
6/5/17: Your objection to The Firm not being on the PFM Couch Of Fame…is sustained!
Years ago, my parents won a day trip in some sort of silent auction, a boat trip that would take us all around the island of Manhattan.
The tennis hotness rankings return…and the upsets at Arthur Ashe this time around definitely included our stomachs.
I started a new job a few months ago and I love it. The work is varied and what I like doing; my boss and co-workers are nice.
I have another foster cat. Her provisional name is “Loofah,” but I’ve already nicknamed her “Sweet Loo,” because she is very sweet.
Laurence Leamer’s overwritten Palm Beach chronicle isn’t great…except the parts dragging the Commander In Cheeto.
Not just screwing, readers. All sorts of intimate acts, voting and whatnot.
