“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.
From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.
Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.
Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.
The Tomato Nation advice column addresses your questions on etiquette, grammar, romance, and pet misbehavior. Ask The Readers about books or fashion today!
Loki Lounge. 5th Ave. and 2nd St. in the BK. Mr. S and the Couch Baron attending. Tomato costume now festooned with cat hair. Your chance to appear in a video montage. Juuuuust sayin’.
“Enough with …
people not named Will Forte who thought I was an apple: 5
people not named Will Forte who asked if I forgot what day Halloween is/was dressing up late: 6
times Will Forte did each of those …
Loki Lounge, 304 5th Ave. @ 2nd St., Brooklyn — 6 PM.
As of this writing:
people who thought I was an apple: 3
people who asked if I forgot what day Halloween is: 4
oogy semi-suggestive remarks involving …
You can find it here. I’ve never started a Flickr group/pool before, so if anyone is having problems, let me know and I’ll go into the admin panel to investigate.
Due to the stupid Ocean Spray branded bog out front of 30 Rock (…I don’t know), we had to move to the plaza in front of 10 Rock; I hope I didn’t miss anyone, but …
Apparently I made the NBC internal feed; I think you may be able to see me on feeds in later time zones. Mr. S was singing the 30 Rock song and I was doing a …
After defeating a few mild technical difficulties, Mr. S and I are about to leave. Should be arriving at Rock Center c. 10:15.
And now, a tentative schedule for tomatorrow’s tomactivities:
9-9:30: Leave Brooklyn via subway. N/R or D line to Rock Center.
10:15-ish: Pass through Today Show area. Whether I’ll show up on camera, I can’t say. They may …
Hey Sars,
Where I work, we have bells to signal the changing of activity periods during the day. We have developed a problem, however, in that we do not know how to refer to the sound …
Guyz Nite salutes Halloween. And if you haven’t watched their “Cockblock” video, you can do so right here.
…Some of the sentences I type sometimes, I swear.