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This just in (or, rather, out): Miss Stupidhead
September 16, 2014 – 9:09 PM | 37 Comments
This just in (or, rather, out): Miss Stupidhead

 
Jane Misha Bunting, born 16 September 2014, 10:10 AM, seven pounds, one ounce; and her favorite aunt.

A Word From Our Sponsors: Canvas People
February 11, 2014 – 5:52 PM | 8 Comments
A Word From Our Sponsors: Canvas People

A canvas version of your loved one(s) is a fantastic Valentine’s gift: check out Canvas People’s deals today!
And no, Canvas People does not make people out of canvas (as far as I know). It turns …

Squared Up: You’re Doing A Heck Of A Job There, Tannie
February 14, 2011 – 12:16 PM | 26 Comments
Squared Up: You’re Doing A Heck Of A Job There, Tannie

Spring training, will you be my valentine?
Pitchers and catchers report
A couple days ago, reader Jenn fired an “eeeeee!” across the bow via email, all excited that baseball is back.
Yesterday, a certain pocket-sized Stupidhead who’s getting …

The Tomato Nation Fall Classic: Extra Innings
October 31, 2010 – 9:10 PM | 8 Comments
The Tomato Nation Fall Classic: Extra Innings

Micronaut Stupidhead, taking a break from using fun-size boxes of Milk Duds as maracas. On behalf of NASA, he’d like to thank you for your generosity over the last few days: only $5,728 left to …

The Tomato Nation Fall Classic: CHARGE!
October 29, 2010 – 11:11 AM | 12 Comments
The Tomato Nation Fall Classic: CHARGE!

“Hey, guys. Master Stupidhead here. Aunt Dodo says you only have three days left to raise $6,145. Dodo says that money could help send kids to college, or buy catcher’s mitts for kids in India. …

Master Lionhead
November 1, 2009 – 8:01 PM | 14 Comments
Master Lionhead
Contest: Warm and fuzzy feelings
October 27, 2009 – 10:35 PM | 24 Comments
Contest: Warm and fuzzy feelings

UPDATED WITH MORE PRIZE-AGE.   SCROLL DOWN.
Good morning, friends.   What’s up?   Ohhhh right, of course.   $131,137 raised; 953 donors (welcome, first-timers!); and 40,422 students reached.
Hell of a weekend at sea.
In case you …

Contest: Master Tomatohead
October 25, 2009 – 9:06 PM | 43 Comments
Contest: Master Tomatohead

Harder than it looked to execute, given Squirmy McGiggleton’s interesting in teething on the tomato leaf, but: baby in tomato, as promised.

Contest: 5(K) Is Alive!
October 23, 2009 – 2:02 PM | 39 Comments
Contest: 5(K) Is Alive!

Marvelous news on the match front!   Asirda is as psyched about the HP percentage drive as you guys — so if you can get to $120,000 by 10 PM ET on Sunday, Asirda will …

Contest: A quick update
October 14, 2009 – 1:34 PM | 9 Comments
Contest: A quick update

1. Congratulations on 60K! Keep going; our next match is 5K at $75,000, which isn’t far away at all, plus I’ve got all these prizes to give away.
2. The 3K-at-60K match will go into effect …