“I wrote 63 songs this year. They’re all about Jeter.” Just kidding. The game we love, the players we hate, and more.
From Norman Mailer to Wendy Pepper — everything on film, TV, books, music, and snacks (shut up, raisins), plus the Girls’ Bike Club.
Helping public schools, winning prizes, sending a crazy lady in a tomato costume out in public.
Monologues, travelogues, fiction, and fart humor. And hens. Don’t forget the hens.
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Just kidding! Congratulations: the first bonus round is over. The tomato dance is on.
And for ten minutes, I couldn’t get into my own admin panel because we overloaded the CPU. Well done, folks. Well done …
Might as well wait for y’all to finish the bonus round. Won’t take longer than, what, 20 minutes?
Yeah, that’s a dare, Awesome X. You got a problem with that? Express it in a love of …
When I started this entry five minutes ago, it led with a 73 pun. So much for that, you Awesomezillae: 76 percent.
I have to go into Manhattan now and, you know, do my other job. …
Serendipitous provenance of the quotation aside, I have not showered yet today because I am afraid to leave you spendy peeps alone. And I take short showers! Short hair, short showers! Still afraid! Smelly and …
I was sitting here thinking, “Who would the readers be, if fund-raising were baseball? Would they be the A-Rod — MVP, probably the best player ever? …Nah, he’s kind of whiny. The Babe Ruth? He …
We’re at 98 percent, and I’d love to stay up and hit refresh until we get to the end, but I just can’t; I simply must get some sleep. If by some chance you polish …
Because Tim Minear is, as all of you are, awesome, he’s donated a signed Wonderfalls script to the pile o’ prizes. Thanks to reader Allyson for midwifing that — and, while I’m up, to the …
I just received an email from Charles at Donors Choose with the header “Claire Danes’ manager just called…”
And he and Claire love your challenge. Claire will be sending you a signed DVD complete set of …
…at percent 66. Well done, lads and lasses. Very well done indeed. About 12K to go before we hit the initial goal.
In the meantime: ping-pong.
Hi Sars,
I want to break up with my live-in boyfriend but I don’t know how.
Let me explain to you how I got where I am now. First, the practical stuff: M and I met …