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Updated Tomato Stats
November 2, 2007 – 5:28 PM | 15 Comments

people not named Will Forte who thought I was an apple: 5
people not named Will Forte who asked if I forgot what day Halloween is/was dressing up late: 6
times Will Forte did each of those …

Tomato Happy Hour
November 2, 2007 – 2:59 PM | 14 Comments

Loki Lounge, 304 5th Ave. @ 2nd St., Brooklyn — 6 PM.
As of this writing:
people who thought I was an apple: 3
people who asked if I forgot what day Halloween is: 4
oogy semi-suggestive remarks involving …

Tomato Dance: Damn You, Cranberry Bog
November 2, 2007 – 1:52 PM | 7 Comments

Due to the stupid Ocean Spray branded bog out front of 30 Rock (…I don’t know), we had to move to the plaza in front of 10 Rock; I hope I didn’t miss anyone, but …

Tomato Dance: The Early Girl Has Landed
November 2, 2007 – 11:22 AM | 23 Comments

Apparently I made the NBC internal feed; I think you may be able to see me on feeds in later time zones. Mr. S was singing the 30 Rock song and I was doing a …

Tomato In Motion
November 2, 2007 – 9:34 AM | 6 Comments

After defeating a few mild technical difficulties, Mr. S and I are about to leave. Should be arriving at Rock Center c. 10:15.

Tomato Dance: Clip ‘N’ Save
November 1, 2007 – 5:20 PM | 19 Comments

And now, a tentative schedule for tomatorrow’s tomactivities:
9-9:30: Leave Brooklyn via subway. N/R or D line to Rock Center.
10:15-ish: Pass through Today Show area. Whether I’ll show up on camera, I can’t say. They may …

TN Fall Contest: Tomato Dance Update
October 26, 2007 – 3:51 PM | 34 Comments

So…the costume arrived just now.
I am pleased to report that it fits. In fact, I can sit down in it, and am sitting in it right now, typing this entry. It’s kind of big and …

Clublife
October 18, 2007 – 10:08 PM | One Comment

I love Rob The Bouncer’s blog. I know I’ve recommended it here, but I will do so again, especially for New York-area people who will read his descriptions of the local Guido talent, choke a …

Guyz Nite Show And Video Event: Tonight, R Bar, 8 PM
October 17, 2007 – 12:00 PM | 2 Comments

Guyz Nite has a show/international press event/video world premiere tonight at 8 PM at R Bar (218 Bowery between Rivington and Prince), followed by an after-party at The Randolph at Broome.Come for the Die Hard …

TN Fall Contest: The Day In Review
October 10, 2007 – 8:21 PM | 62 Comments

As of this writing, you’re 75 percent of the way towards the 100K goal. In dollars, that’s $75,000. Seventy. Five. Thousand. Dollars. In ten days.
That is quite a sum of awe.
I’ve continued to add projects …