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…Scratch that.
October 3, 2007 – 11:48 AM | 27 Comments

Might as well wait for y’all to finish the bonus round. Won’t take longer than, what, 20 minutes?
Yeah, that’s a dare, Awesome X. You got a problem with that? Express it in a love of …

TN Fall Contest: Spirit Of 76 (Percent!)
October 3, 2007 – 11:37 AM | 15 Comments

When I started this entry five minutes ago, it led with a 73 pun. So much for that, you Awesomezillae: 76 percent.
I have to go into Manhattan now and, you know, do my other job. …

TN Fall Contest: “I Take Really Short Showers”
October 3, 2007 – 10:50 AM | 26 Comments

Serendipitous provenance of the quotation aside, I have not showered yet today because I am afraid to leave you spendy peeps alone. And I take short showers! Short hair, short showers! Still afraid! Smelly and …

TN Fall Contest: If Raising Money Were Baseball…
October 3, 2007 – 8:46 AM | 44 Comments

I was sitting here thinking, “Who would the readers be, if fund-raising were baseball? Would they be the A-Rod — MVP, probably the best player ever? …Nah, he’s kind of whiny. The Babe Ruth? He …

TN Fall Contest: Two (Percent) For The Show
October 3, 2007 – 12:28 AM | 23 Comments

We’re at 98 percent, and I’d love to stay up and hit refresh until we get to the end, but I just can’t; I simply must get some sleep. If by some chance you polish …

TN Fall Contest: Tim Minear Joins The Awesome Guild
October 2, 2007 – 8:14 PM | 30 Comments

Because Tim Minear is, as all of you are, awesome, he’s donated a signed Wonderfalls script to the pile o’ prizes. Thanks to reader Allyson for midwifing that — and, while I’m up, to the …

TN Fall Contest: Breaking News
October 2, 2007 – 4:15 PM | 60 Comments

I just received an email from Charles at Donors Choose with the header “Claire Danes’ manager just called…”

And he and Claire love your challenge. Claire will be sending you a signed DVD complete set of …

TN Fall Contest: I Get My Kicks
October 2, 2007 – 12:57 PM | 27 Comments

…at percent 66. Well done, lads and lasses. Very well done indeed. About 12K to go before we hit the initial goal.
In the meantime: ping-pong.

TN Fall Contest: 55
October 2, 2007 – 3:13 AM | 18 Comments

55 percent. That’s close to twenty thousand dollars. In 27 hours.
Y’all don’t fuck around, do you.
What a coincidence, neither do I. Time for another mini-prize! Let’s tackle some classroom supplies. Receipts forwarded to me for …

TN Fall Contest: …Whoa.
October 1, 2007 – 7:53 PM | 30 Comments

As of this writing: 37 percent.
(When I started writing the post? 36 percent. I love it when that happens.)
A few administrative notes….
1. Check out the leaderboard. Words fail me.
2. The following people need to stop …